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Bryan. 17. Texas.

"Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times, but only to those who remember to turn on the light."

-Albus Dumbledore


in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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  • My history teacher: your homework comes before your band and flags
  • Me: HA
  • Other flag girls: HA
  • Entire band: HA
  • Band director: HAHAHAHAHAHA *makes practice longer*

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friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

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I don’t care, you fool. Get out of my way. I’ll break it down myself.

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This is EVERYTHING I feel. Everything. Everything.

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remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

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